Left-overs
Tell you what, I don't need nearly as much food as I thought I did. After a few days of boshing Finest sarnies and millionaire's salads on my poor dad's credit card, I guiltily eased off and having been living on charity, Kit Kats and crackers ever since.
Not only was I cooked for on Saturday, Sunday and Monday, but survived the following day at work on the leftovers. Does cracked black pepper count as a daily serving of fruit and veg?
I just wish John the Tramp would stop giving me bearded evils when I walk past offering nothing more than a good morning. I haven't got any actual change, let alone any spare change. I had to pick up the Quentin Blake Big Issue that I wanted off the floor of the train - and I nearly got shut in the doors as I scuttled off with my grubby scavenged treasure. I hope it hasn't got any pigeon dribble on.
Only a week until payday, hoo-fucking-ray. I am going to buy all the Nestle chocolate pumpkins in Co-op, crack them over my head and roll around cackling in a pile of orange-flavour mini-Smarties.
Not only was I cooked for on Saturday, Sunday and Monday, but survived the following day at work on the leftovers. Does cracked black pepper count as a daily serving of fruit and veg?
I just wish John the Tramp would stop giving me bearded evils when I walk past offering nothing more than a good morning. I haven't got any actual change, let alone any spare change. I had to pick up the Quentin Blake Big Issue that I wanted off the floor of the train - and I nearly got shut in the doors as I scuttled off with my grubby scavenged treasure. I hope it hasn't got any pigeon dribble on.
Only a week until payday, hoo-fucking-ray. I am going to buy all the Nestle chocolate pumpkins in Co-op, crack them over my head and roll around cackling in a pile of orange-flavour mini-Smarties.
posted by Elizabeth at 5:34 PM
4 Comments:
Well, I've just been paid (hoorah), so feel free to camp out by our fridge this week, you're always welcome.
Are you off any days this week?
I hope this lack of money isnt going to interfere with the HIROM action due at the DJ Mag Party?
Just remember the old Chinese proverb.......eating is cheating. See you down the front
Damnit, can't even handle the simple task of putting my name in correctly. What a waste! Think of the children!
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