Oh, oh no.
Like Jessica at Go Fug Yourself, I too had a MASSIVE crush on Christian Slater when I was a young teenager. I had Pump Up The Volume posters on the wall and cut little faces out of mags to stick to my pinboard, the lot.*
I briefly interviewed him last year and could hardly speak, even though it was my job at the time to chat to celebs and it seemed that he was floating on a cloud of Prozac/ was a bit of a tool. Yes, he was older, rather strange, receding and a bit of a shortarse, but if he'd groped me on the street, I probably would have just giggled and blushed.
But this... this... HAT. Gah.
The dream is over.
*I have a feeling that Drew is going to totally misinterpret "stick to my pinboard"
I briefly interviewed him last year and could hardly speak, even though it was my job at the time to chat to celebs and it seemed that he was floating on a cloud of Prozac/ was a bit of a tool. Yes, he was older, rather strange, receding and a bit of a shortarse, but if he'd groped me on the street, I probably would have just giggled and blushed.
But this... this... HAT. Gah.
The dream is over.
*I have a feeling that Drew is going to totally misinterpret "stick to my pinboard"
posted by Elizabeth at 11:26 AM
3 Comments:
Christ on a bike. Slater - put the baseball cap down! Immediately!
It's not the baseball cap. It's the black tie / baseball cap combo. So not a good look for anyone.
Well, apart from me, natch.
He definitely has Fear of Hair Loss going on there. Also, his feet are too close to his bum.
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