Rubbish joke corner

Due to the impending glitzy bash (at which I shall be sporting the grease-stained skirt and the acrylic jumper), I am unable to post anything hilarious, ranty, insightful, or original.

Until normal service resumes, please make yourself at home, and do feel free to enjoy these rubbish jokes:



A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.

The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."



Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a
root canal?

His goal? Transcend dental medication.



A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

Eventually, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."