Resol, uoy wercs

Woo, it's Monday. The start of five days of fun.

This week, why not vent your wrath without getting fired by pretending you are learning an eastern European language, when you are actually insulting colleagues in their own tongue. Simply reverse the sentence for hours of side-splitting hilarity.

Sorry, I can’t be bothered
Derehtob eb t’nac I, yrros

You bore me
Em erob uoy

I steal stationery
Yrenoitats laets I

Your breath smells like my dog’s
S’god ym ekil sllems htaerb ruoy

Fatso
Ostaf

Loser
Resol

Creep
Peerc

I’d rather eat cold vomit
Timov dloc tae rehtar d’I