Tube etiquette: part II
White South Africans. Be quiet.
Far be it from me to judge a whole race on an accent. But whatever beauty you may or may not hold in your heart, your voice sure is ugly.
And hey, calm down! There's no need to shout! It's an enclosed space - your 'bru' won't be having any problems hearing you recount a hilarious tale about this fat Aussie chick, bru, who drunk so much snakebite that she spewed up pink shit in Christoffel de Kock's lap behind the bins at the Redback.
Far be it from me to judge a whole race on an accent. But whatever beauty you may or may not hold in your heart, your voice sure is ugly.
And hey, calm down! There's no need to shout! It's an enclosed space - your 'bru' won't be having any problems hearing you recount a hilarious tale about this fat Aussie chick, bru, who drunk so much snakebite that she spewed up pink shit in Christoffel de Kock's lap behind the bins at the Redback.
posted by Elizabeth at 6:02 PM
2 Comments:
London has germs?
I'm not even going to mention that big ugly germ from Texas whose nickname is somewhere between V and X in the alphabet...
Ah, but that big ugly germ isn't actually FROM Texas...he's a poser, see. A big, fat poser.
And there are plenty of people in Texas who know this, and despise him even more for it.
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