Sunday, November 12, 2006

UGGLY

I can't f*cking believe Kate Moss is wearing Uggs again. What's wrong with her? Sweet Jesus. I really can't stomach another winter of wannabe Kate-a-likes dragging their feet around town in revolting, half-hanging-off, grubby cream fleece booties that appear to have been ordered from the Innovations catalogue.

I bet she's doing it on purpose.

Ooh, sexy - thigh-high versions! No doubt featuring in every fashion-conscious gentleman's steamiest winter fantasies. Thanks, Kate.

4 Comments:

Blogger Evan said...

I'm with you here. How to make yourself look like a chump in one easy lesson - Uggs! Not sexy, not cute, not even ridiculous enough to be funny - just plain crap. The sight of these make my mind turn to pyromania.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD those are hideous!

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or do they look like slipper/wellies/waders that have been made for the same foot?

why, for the love of god, why?

x

4:22 PM  
Blogger Spike said...

Rules for International Ugg Boot Fans:

1. They are bogan (chav) wear. Do not imagine you look stylish.

2. Do not wear them outdoors if:

a) it looks like it might rain/snow/spot

b) you object to Australian tourists/expats addressing you as fuckwit

Uggs are slippers, people! SLIPPERS.

And THIGH HIGH UGGS? Dear god, take me now.

12:46 AM  

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