Brit's bits

I'm getting fed up with this barrage of exposed celebrity undercarriages. Lindsay Lohan's squished packet of wafer thin ham made my eyes bleed. And Britney? Good god. Is it possible for a girl's groin to look depressed?



If they insist on waving their startled bits around, could they not do it in Playboy? Surely it would be preferable to have sympathetic lighting, professional art direction and maybe even a little make-up, rather than just free-styling it out of the limo in the harsh, unforgiving glare of flashing cameras? Crumpled-in-the-car is so not a good look.

Tsk.