Walliams
I'm getting a perverse satisfaction from knowing that as I write, David Walliams is struggling across the Channel, covered in grease and eating food from a stick whilst traversing busy shipping lanes. It's not that I don't like him per se, but he creeps me out a bit in Little Britain and I'm pleased that he's swimming off his comedy sins.
I met him once and he was actually very nice to me, so I suppose I should say that you can sponsor him if you text "DAVID" to 82125. I don't know how much it costs but I've done it. After spending £1.50 on a hate-fuelled bid to evict Sezer and a further pound to be rid of that head-topped ironing board bitch Grace, I suppose Walliams deserves a few pennies for shedding that ridiculous not-funny frock and hacking his way through the freezing sewer that is the English Channel. It also warms my heart to know that he's doing it all for Sport Relief. I'm not sure what they do, but I imagine it is some kind of vigilante group working to liberate kids from the misery of athlete's foot-drenched changing rooms, ill-fated, face-splintering dives off the springboard into the box and the annual ritual humiliation of Sports Day.
I met him once and he was actually very nice to me, so I suppose I should say that you can sponsor him if you text "DAVID" to 82125. I don't know how much it costs but I've done it. After spending £1.50 on a hate-fuelled bid to evict Sezer and a further pound to be rid of that head-topped ironing board bitch Grace, I suppose Walliams deserves a few pennies for shedding that ridiculous not-funny frock and hacking his way through the freezing sewer that is the English Channel. It also warms my heart to know that he's doing it all for Sport Relief. I'm not sure what they do, but I imagine it is some kind of vigilante group working to liberate kids from the misery of athlete's foot-drenched changing rooms, ill-fated, face-splintering dives off the springboard into the box and the annual ritual humiliation of Sports Day.
posted by Elizabeth at 1:22 PM
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This David person is the tall skinny one I presume. Not the tubby one who plays Daffyd-the-only-gay-in-the-vill-large. Don't s'pose he'd make it very far across the Channel.
You mean Sports Relief isn't an organisation that builds urinals around running tracks?? *cancels donation*
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