Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Told

"You know, I quite like Chantelle. She always flashes such a big grin when she sees the camera, like she still can't quite believe she's famous. It's sweet."

"She's probably just smiling because she's criminally thick."

"True. I don't like Preston though."

"Oh god no. I hate his cardigans."

"I hate his band."

"I don't like his ears."

"I think he's on make."

"His name is ridiculous."

"I hate his tattoos."

"I really hate his eyebrows."

"Pillock."

6 Comments:

Blogger Evan said...

I hate his smug fucking grin.

I hate his chin.

I hate his voice.

I hate the fact he got engaged to his girlfriend as a way of making up to her.

I REALLY hate his band.

Mostly though, I hate the fact that I know the guy who signed them. He also signed the Kaiser Chiefs. I hate them too. More.

5:43 PM  
Blogger Spike said...

Dunno who he is but I hate him too.

3:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find her incribly annoying. She can't speak properly and the whole dumb blonde thing is old. It's alsoa very sad state of affairs when a non-celebrity becomes a celebrity merely for being less dull than a bunch of dullards stuck in a stupid house together pretending to be cats licking milk off their whiskers - ugh!

Bunch of toss pots the lot of them!

(clearly not excited about the prospect of yet another Big Brother coming to TV this summer!)

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah - turns out i can't spell incredibly - which doesn't say much for me complaining about her ability to speak.

DOH!

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're all wrong. Preston's gorgeous. I *heart* him big stylee

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That last comment was from me btw - don't want anyone to think that I won't put my name to my Preston-loving comments

1:03 PM  

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