Pete Doherty - arrested - car
Annabel thought she saw a smacked-up Pete Doherty driving through Hoxton this morning, and emailed me to see if I knew (perched, as I am atop the pumping heart of our nation's news media) what make of vehicle the oily little spot-farm drug-drives to his dealer's in.
I entered 'Pete Doherty - arrested - car' into our library system at work. Imagine my surprise when nothing appeared! Could the moon-faced wastrel really have managed to keep his nose (and crack pipe) clean for a whole month? Could he finally have taken a look in the mirror and decided to invest the cash he earned flogging stuff he stole from his bandmate's flat in some Clearasil, Head & Shoulders and a few barrels of Touche Eclat? You could get a year's worth of dirty washing to the laundrette in just one of those eyebags.
No, turns out I spelled his name wrong. There have been 17 articles mentioning the words Pete Doherty, arrested and car in the last month. That's more like it.
I entered 'Pete Doherty - arrested - car' into our library system at work. Imagine my surprise when nothing appeared! Could the moon-faced wastrel really have managed to keep his nose (and crack pipe) clean for a whole month? Could he finally have taken a look in the mirror and decided to invest the cash he earned flogging stuff he stole from his bandmate's flat in some Clearasil, Head & Shoulders and a few barrels of Touche Eclat? You could get a year's worth of dirty washing to the laundrette in just one of those eyebags.
No, turns out I spelled his name wrong. There have been 17 articles mentioning the words Pete Doherty, arrested and car in the last month. That's more like it.
posted by Elizabeth at 12:10 PM
3 Comments:
Green X-type Jag, non? How sad that I know that?
Is there a more boring man alive than Pete Doherty. C*nt.
Yep, think he drives a Jag.
God he's such a tedious, wide-eyed waste of space. Honestly, has he been arrested? Is he still shagging that Croyden slapper? WHO CARES?
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