Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Mad Mel


Mad Mel
Originally uploaded by LizzieCatt.
I know Mel Gibson's dad is an evil Holocaust denier and Mel himself is a sneering bully who thinks his wife his going to hell because she's the wrong kind of Catholic, but this comment from "influential talent agent Ari Emanuel" (whatever) about his anti Semitic comments really made me giggle. It sounds like a line from South Park The Movie:

"At a time of escalating tensions in the world, the entertainment industry cannot idly stand by and allow Mel Gibson to get away with such tragically inflammatory statements."

And Lo, as the bile-tinged drool of Mad Max didst hit the Malibu freeway, yea, the prophecy was fulfilled and Suri Cruise didst rip asunder from her Beverly Hills compound, striking terror into the hearts of God's children as she didst drag the souls of the righteous down unto Hell. And Him out of My Name Is Earl and Her out of Dharma and Greg didst reign down bombs on the Baldwins, and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt didst weep crystal tears into the hot dust for Paradise was once more lost and the Fires of Hell burned again the City of Angels.

Americans are idiots sometimes.

6 Comments:

Blogger Evan said...

Some might say Americans are not idiots some of the time...

5:16 PM  
Blogger Spike said...

Mel Gibson's dad is an evil Holocaust denier

Ew! Didn't know that.

Wiki says he was born in America and I say the Ham Shanks can fucking have him.

He played a retard in Tim. Bloody good piece of casting.

7:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah - got to love the Jewish faith! Nothing about forgiveness and compassion in the Old Testament - all fire, brimstone and revenge.

The man feel off the wagon and spouted crap. He's lost 15 years of sobreity and shouted out in irrational anger at a bunch of people who he feels have started a war in the middle-east (which they have). What's their response? Is it compassion? Is it understanding? No - it's expulsion!

Sheesh!

Bring on the apocolypse in LA i say - as long as it's all Lost Boys-stylee, cause they were cooo-el!

*cue cry little sister*

9:17 AM  
Blogger Spike said...

Nah. Gibbo didn't have to drop off the wagon to turn into a wanker. He was one from way back.

7:47 AM  
Blogger lee said...

Just imagine - mel is a real person with human failings who has opinions - and who of us doesn't have them? They might even shock people if we aired them out loud :).

1:47 AM  
Blogger Shaun said...

That's certainly one way of looking at it, Sharon. However, I prefer my way tbh and that is that Mel Gibson is a cunt of the highest order. End of. :p

7:58 AM  

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