Bugger the bid

IF
The Olympic bid people get to coat an entire Jubilee line train with gaudy paintwork urging Londoners to 'Back The Bid' and 'Make Britain Proud', and upholster said violently-lit train in lurid, earwax-coloured, scratchy velour that's had the Olympic torch motif embroidered onto it in black by Auntie Val...

THEN
I think it's only fair that there is a 'Bugger The Bid' bus with a large 'Keep Olympian Arses Off Of Our Crumbling, Under-funded Public Transport Network' banner, which offers tilting seats upholstered in soothing tones and bottom-friendly fabrics, with LK Today showing on seat-back TVs. Sweet.