Meanwhile, about my thighs

I did half an hour on the stepper last night. Half and hour! I'm so proud.

OK, so I was wearing my PJs, drinking red wine and watching the new series of Shameless as I did it, but so? If any gym could offer me that - and the ability to be off the contraption and on the sofa within three seconds - I'd damn well join.

Still not thin, though.