The Sixth Commandment

When thou munchest on thine first mince pie of the festive period, thou shalt muse: "Mmm, verrily, these mince pies are a bit of alright. Why in the Name of the Lord do we not consume such delicacies all the year round?" Yet, when Auntie Carol offereth unto thee a mince pie on the Day of the Blessed Boxing, thou shalt politely decline, and struggle with an unholy urge to pusheth the pie unto her face.