"You have no power over me!"

For some reason, I have been reminiscing about the muppet nightmare that was Labyrinth.

Cos there was nothing wrong with an ageing, slutty, be-mulleted glam-rock kidnapper (in an eye-wateringly impressive codpiece) popping an alluring underage babysitter into a saucy frock and whisking her around a ballroom in the "Goblin City". Nothing at all. Probably because it was Jennifer Connelly, maybe because it was the eighties. Still, interesting concept.