Break the damn chain!
First of all, sorry for the lack of posting. I've been away, and starting a new role at work which is so manic I think I will only be able to post very tiny weeny little posts from now on.
Anyway, I thought I would share with you an email I received today.
It started off pretty well, if a little sickly...
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
I would like to point out that if I ever caught anyone watching me sleep, they would be on the receiving end of a poke in the eye. Same goes for forehead kissers, and, for the record, face strokers. As for men who don't let me get changed out of my sweats (and isn't that just a really grim word?) before showing me off to the world, well, it's out the window, really. And oh, how I wish men would stop calling me hot and start calling me beautiful! Seriously, what is wrong with these guys? Pfft!
I have to say, I believe I have had guys turn to their friends as say: "That's her," but not because he'd just been up all night kissing my forehead and not letting me get changed out of my sweats because I'm so beautiful.
Anyway, one would have thought that the sender of this unsolicited relationship advice would have good intentions, but it seem this is not so...
If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!............
Well! That isn't very nice! And surely it is just selfish to use up all those exclamation marks and full stops.
If i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend if u have a lot of love for some1... copy and send this to ur whole list...in 5 mins ur true love will call or message you
Um, crazy person, I am not your friend, this is a CHAIN LETTER.
You have just been DEATHWISHED.
Oh! Well! That's a bit harsh! I thought you wanted me to find someone who would hold my hand in front of his friends. Is it that, or death?
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Are you sure, crazy person? Something tells me you are making this shit up.
If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress. Be careful, (b4 you forward COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD)
Cursed with relationship problems? Oooh, I'm scared. Frankly, I'm perfectly capable of screwing up relationships all by myself , thank you very much.
And emotional stress? I think you may be suffering from a touch of emotional stress yourself, love. In fact, something tells me you have recently been dumped. For some reason, I also have a feeling you may have received some bad news at the STD clinic. Don't worry, they have some excellent treatments these days, and if it gets unbearable, I hear a little organic yoghurt works wonders.
As for the caps, DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY. YOU DON'T GET TO DEATHWISH SOMEONE AND BOSS THEM ABOUT, YOU HEAR ME?
Oh, and by the way, I'm sorry but I will not be passing your insane ranting to everyone in my contacts book. This is because I enjoy having friends, and I don't think I will have any left if I send them your tearful, 3am anger venting.
Good luck with the yoghurt thing, though.
Anyway, I thought I would share with you an email I received today.
It started off pretty well, if a little sickly...
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
I would like to point out that if I ever caught anyone watching me sleep, they would be on the receiving end of a poke in the eye. Same goes for forehead kissers, and, for the record, face strokers. As for men who don't let me get changed out of my sweats (and isn't that just a really grim word?) before showing me off to the world, well, it's out the window, really. And oh, how I wish men would stop calling me hot and start calling me beautiful! Seriously, what is wrong with these guys? Pfft!
I have to say, I believe I have had guys turn to their friends as say: "That's her," but not because he'd just been up all night kissing my forehead and not letting me get changed out of my sweats because I'm so beautiful.
Anyway, one would have thought that the sender of this unsolicited relationship advice would have good intentions, but it seem this is not so...
If u open this U have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!!!............
Well! That isn't very nice! And surely it is just selfish to use up all those exclamation marks and full stops.
If i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend if u have a lot of love for some1... copy and send this to ur whole list...in 5 mins ur true love will call or message you
Um, crazy person, I am not your friend, this is a CHAIN LETTER.
You have just been DEATHWISHED.
Oh! Well! That's a bit harsh! I thought you wanted me to find someone who would hold my hand in front of his friends. Is it that, or death?
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Are you sure, crazy person? Something tells me you are making this shit up.
If you break this chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important time of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress. Be careful, (b4 you forward COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT JUST CLICK FORWARD)
Cursed with relationship problems? Oooh, I'm scared. Frankly, I'm perfectly capable of screwing up relationships all by myself , thank you very much.
And emotional stress? I think you may be suffering from a touch of emotional stress yourself, love. In fact, something tells me you have recently been dumped. For some reason, I also have a feeling you may have received some bad news at the STD clinic. Don't worry, they have some excellent treatments these days, and if it gets unbearable, I hear a little organic yoghurt works wonders.
As for the caps, DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY. YOU DON'T GET TO DEATHWISH SOMEONE AND BOSS THEM ABOUT, YOU HEAR ME?
Oh, and by the way, I'm sorry but I will not be passing your insane ranting to everyone in my contacts book. This is because I enjoy having friends, and I don't think I will have any left if I send them your tearful, 3am anger venting.
Good luck with the yoghurt thing, though.
posted by Elizabeth at 4:08 PM
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It's kind of a pisser when you don't blog for three weeks, and your first comment is spam. Thanks for the two thumbs up though, annonymous! Can't wait to check out your appealling site and lean all about Gateway Lapto... *ZZZZzzzzzz*
Oh! Well! That's a bit harsh! I thought you wanted me to find someone who would hold my hand in front of his friends. Is it that, or death?
ROFL.
Yers about the pisser. But hey, comment spam is a sign of popularity! Mwha.
Who on earth sent you the email in the first place?
Loving the idea of being DEATHWISHED by email though - as if life doesn't throw enough nonsense at you as it is...
omg i got this mail too..... i get so f****** pissed off when ppl keep on sending those stuff, and ya ur rite, no one has the right of "deathwishing" someone, seriously, if u send it to ur friends, u want them to die???..... o well i just deleted it... screw those chain mails
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